suck his ass. lick from the crack down to the taint. lick in between each of his toes and suck the toe jam out. suck his balls and tickle the crease of them with your tongue. eat out his belly button lint. lick his ears so deep that you taste his ear wax.
you are so in love.
If a catastrophe caused the Internet to crash, there are 7 people in the world who have keycards that can reboot the system when all 7 keys are used together. Source
It’s getting to the point where technology is indistinguishable from magic.
"Oh, no, the MASSIVE INTANGIBLE LIBRARY OF INFORMATION which allows humans all over the planet to communicate and share information has ceased functioning! Call upon the seven sages whom hold the artifacts which will repair it!"
Dude its even better than that, they have to journey to a certain location in america to combine their codes into the Master Code which can revive the internet.
did fucking hideo kojima design this system
Yet more evidence that Nerds now rule the world
Seven to the Dwarf lords
The Internet is not a thing
Time before handsfree
I’m so done
How babies are born in Canada. [via]
Hey! That’s not how they’re born, that’s just how we find them, in our maple syrup buckets. No one knows how the fuck they’re born.
little baby otter drinking from a bottle
spread the word
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER